Halbfinale - World Cup 2014 + Personal Pics
SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS
I’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever
you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave they haven’t got yet, drinking and even smoking and hooking up with guys before they even have a substantial knowledge of how sex and sexual relationships work.
Thank YOU HOLY SHIT
Sometimes before it gets better, the darkness gets bigger.
Cookie Dough Ice Cream Sandwiches
Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends you’re whole life, it feels like you’re coming home. You’re so comfortable with them. Maybe that’s what a soulmate is. Not someone who shares every single thing in common with you, but someone who feels like home.
Rudy Francisco “scars/To the new boyfriend”
One, if I could, I would nail these hands to the edges of stars
I would sacrifice this body to the sky, hoping to resurrect someone that’s spiteful enough to not care about you anymore.
Two, staple me to a cross.
Pierce my side with a broken promise and I will bleed all the crippled reasons why you deserve one more chance.
Three, loving you was the last thing that I was really good at.
Four, you wanna know how I got these scars.
see, I ripped every last piece of you out of my smile.
Five, I whispered you stardust.
Six, I spoke you into sunflowers.
Seven, I dipped my hands in forever,
I touched you infinity,
treated you as if you were the last molecule of oxygen inside of a gas chamber; I was good to you.
Eight. You wanna know how I got these scars?
Well, I swallowed my pride and then it clawed it’s way out of my mouth
Nine, I realized that I was never really your boyfriend,
I was just your fucking hype man.
Ten, I hope your next boyfriend gets small pox.
Ten Yes I said small pox.
Ten, I hate you.
ten, But i stillI miss you.
ten, and a part of me loves you.
ten, it’s hard for me to count when I get emotional.
Ten I heard that over 90%, 90% of human interaction is not verbal..so..
Ten, if I could, I would tie your arms to a day dream and then auction you off to my fondest memories.To the new boyfriend
To the random dude who started dating my ex girlfriend two days after we broke up (yes, I read that on facebook).
When I saw that you were in a relationship
with the girl that I thought I would someday spend the rest of my life with, I walked outside.
I said to myself, “There’s no way Ashton Kutcher is gonna catch me off guard.”
I waited 45 minutes
and then I realized, there hasn’t been a new episode of “punked” in almost three years,
so I guess I’m the only practical joke in this entire situation.
One: The first time I saw you and her in a picture,
I wanted to take my entire arm,
shove it inside of the computer and snatch the happiness right off of your face.
Two, if I ever see you in the street,
I’m probably going to punch you in the throat.
three: I apologize in advance.
. And I know that it makes no sense
to have this much anger toward a man that I have never met face to face,
but my definition of love is being robbed in an alley 8 times in a row
and hoping there’s something about today that makes all of this different.
There is nothing logical about cutting off the most important parts of yourself
then putting them inside hands that shake,
that crack like a Haitian sidewalk.
Four, there is nothing rational about love.
Love stutters when it gets nervous,
love trips over its own shoelaces.
Love is clumsy, and my heart refuses to wear a helmet.
Five, cupid is fucking irresponsible,
and I’m tired of him using me for target practice.
Six, I was told that time would heal all wounds.
But what exactly do you do on days when it feels like the hands on your clock have arthritis?
Seven , she always wore her heart on her sleeve.
So tell me, why the hell do you look so familiar?
Eight, I think I’ve seen you somewhere in her smile.
Like I’ve heard your voice somewhere in her laughter.
Like I’ve smelled your cologne on her thighs
I bet if we dusted her heart for fingerprints, we would only find yours.
Nine, you see I have this envelope,
It’s full of all the butterflies I felt the first time she relaxed the velcro on her lips and smiled in my direction.
I think Most of them are still alive. .
I guess these belong to you, too.”
During the scene when Mulan decides to go to war instead of her father, she decides to do it while sitting on the foot of the Great Stone Dragon. The image of the dragon looking over Mulan is repeated several times throughout the sequence, and the bolts of lightning strike at significant times whenever the dragon is in sight. When Mulan takes her father’s scroll and when she is praying to her ancestors, the Great Stone Dragon can be seen. It is also engraved on the sword Mulan uses to cut her hair and the handles of the wardrobe containing the armor are in the shape of the dragon’s head. The dragon’s eyes glowing in the temple symbolizes Mulan’s role as protector of her family awakening, instead of the actual dragon.
The reason Mushu couldn’t wake the dragon is because the dragon was no longer there. Mulan is implied to be the Great Dragon that protects her family.
And then there’s Basti just bouncing up and down like a German burrito
GUYS TODAY MY GIRLFRIEND AND I WENT TO GOODWILL AND I FOUND THIS FUCKING CLOCK
IT WAS LIKE THIS CLOCK WITH BUTTONS YOU COULD CLICK AND IT CYCLED THROUGH WORDS AND FOR WHATEVER FUCKING REASON THEY INCLUDED THE WORD ‘NUTS’
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
WHAT PURPOSE DOES THIS CLOCK FUCKING SERVE
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA
THIS IS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE
we bought it.
We spent actual real money on this and its in the bedroom where it belongs